O.M.G I'M LAUGHING!!

...can you believe it. Some of you might already learn to be love muffins, just like myself. If you're not, please get yourself a gun, place it on your head and pull the trigger. This video, as you already know Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, got pregnant, who's to blame? This video by B.Scott is so hilarious, thought i'd share it with my ''muffins''.



Hope you like it!

PHILIP GIVES GOOD HEAD.

PHILIP LEVINE, CRAINE-YUM THE BRAIN BENEATH.

 ...and its not necessarily the kind i'm looking for but shiiiit it will do. I Came across this creature on Facebook when I was being really noisy and catching up with peoples lives who I could care less about. I was amazed. Inspired to shave my head and do something crazy just like it since i got a bad hair cut, but then I would be a biter and un-original (the kinds of people I dont like). Therefore, I decided not to shave my head. Apparently, Phil Levine is sponsored by Mehron which is the largest paint supplier in the world. I would'nt be surprise if Ms. Monster herself Gaga is seen rocking a bald look in her upcoming video, appereance, shoot, or whatever she does next.

 Philip Levine started using his head as a canvas when he started to go bald. At present he has a Swarovski Diamond incrusted head.

Air Russia proudly announce the arrival of...

Air Russia proudly announce the arrival of...

Inga Eiriksdottir / Vogue Russia March 2010

p:s mamasita...is that u i see?

"Malaysian Tiger Show"


Rose Chan (b. 1925, Soo Chow (present-day Suzhou), China d. 1987, Penang, Malaysia) was born Chan Wai Chang into a family of acrobats. She became famous throughout Malaysia as the "Queen of Striptease" in the 1950s for her sensational acts, which included a circus stunt known as the "Python Act" where she wrestled with a python. For her generosity, she soon gained another moniker - the "Charity Queen". She was diagnosed with breast cancer around 1980, and after a long battle with the disease, died at the age of 62 on 26 May 1987.

At the age of 6, Rose moved to Kuala Lumpur to be with her adoptive mother. While she knew who her birth mother was, she would only say to a newspaper, the New Sunday Times, "I know who my mother is, but I don't want to say." She had no formal schooling, except for a brief 8 months at the age of 12, and took on various jobs in the then-Malaya, such as working at a shop making buttons out of coconut shells.  At 16, she was married off to a Singaporean harbour contractor as his fourth wife. However, the marriage ended after her mother made frequent monetary demands on Chan's husband, asking for $1,000 to $2,000 each time she visited the couple.

Still aged only 12 years, she started working in a button-making shop, earning six gantangs of rice and one loaf of cornbread a month plus 12 cents per thousand buttons. In a day, she could churn out a few thousand buttons from coconut shells with a machine. She next worked at making mosquito nets, where she was better paid, with eight gantangs of rice, six katis of sugar, two bottles of oil, and one loaf of cornbread a month.

Rose Chan show-

Once the music starts, the troupe emerges from behind the curtains, and parade on stage, clad only in panties, and a star covering each nipple. Dancing slowly to the tune of Chinese music, typically cha-cha and mambo rock, they strip naked the moment a voice booms "Hoi!" (Cantonese: open) over the microphone. The opening striptease is followed by various sideshows — standup comedians, clowns, and jugglers — which served to prolong the mounting anticipation for the star attraction.
When Chan comes on stage, she moves subtly, gently swaying in a slow dance, all by herself. As she removes one piece of clothing after another, the tempo gradually picks up. When she reaches the point of removing her brassiere, she holds back. That is when her stagehands bring in the pythons, and she dances with the snakes wrapped all around her. Next, she removes her brassiere, and dances bare-breasted. After a while, the snakes are removed. She then approaches the people sitting nearest to the stage, who are normally the elderly big towkays (Hokkien: business owner). She takes an old man's spectacles, rubs it against her private parts, and then gives it back to him. Some of her acts are very crude. With her legs spread wide open, she peruses her most intimate parts to:

• stuff a banana inside;
• open the cap of a Coca Cola bottle;
• pull out a string of razor blades that was inserted in one by one;
• shoot a dart at a balloon high up.

She then tells some jokes. Sometimes, she will ask a Caucasian (because she knows they are more sporting than the shy, local guys) to go up on stage, and gets him to strip her or any of her performers. She slowly rolls down her panties, bit by bit, until the audience can have a peek at her pubic hair. The crowd goes hysterical, and eventually, she removes her panties, and dances and sways to the beat. The music then slows down, and she walks around, and then off she goes backstage.

Family

First husband: A Singaporean harbour contractor, name unknown.

Second husband: Mohamed Nazier Kahar, an Indonesian.

Third husband: Chong Yew Meng

Fourth husband: Name unknown

Fifth husband: Low Kim Seng

She had two sons and four daughters.
Two sons: She had a son from her first marriage whose name is not known and a son from her third marriage by the name of Chong Weng Thye.

Four daughters: Jennifer and Irene Chan. The names of her two other daughters, one of them adopted, are not known. At a young age, Jennifer and Irene were introduced to the press in 1974 as her protégés. By then, she had taught them to sing and dance.